Tiger Who?

Tiger Woods apologized to the American people today. Do you feel you deserve an apology from him? I don't. He didn't do anything to me. I guess he could buy me a drink, if he wanted to. He could introduce me to some of his attractive friends. That would be a waste of time. I don't think his friends would like me. I'd kind of like to meet his Mom. Do you think he'd like to introduce me to her?


"borrowed from ramblin boy"